Pizza Quotations

"Believe it or not, American’s eat 75 acres of pizza a day."
Boyd Matson, TV journalist

“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Arder

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry

“My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza.”
Unknown

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.”
Jack Brooks (song writer) 'That's Amore'

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
Yogi Berra, American baseball player (1925)

(Pizza) "...a piece of bread that had been taken reeking out of the sewer."
--possibly the first mention in English of the pizza by Samuel F. B. Morse

Pizza Poem
by Arnold Adoff

The Baker
wanted me to know that
underneath
the cheese and sausage bits
and pepperoni slices
and beneath
the onions and mushrooms and green pepper dices
the only thing that counted was the
dough.